Not sleepy

Q. WHY AM I AWAKE? WHY AM I NOT TIRED? WHY DON"T I WANT TO SLEEP?
A. 3 COFFEES = TOO MUCH CAFFEIGNE (mental blank can't spell tat at the moment - don't mock me)
Thanks Jim.

((0))_((0)) HELP!

Kings Work Boots

After careful consideration, I have decided to sell my Kings Work Boots on Ebay. I brought them when I was hired by a major hardware retail chain, who I shall not name, only to be told that "unfortunately we're not able to put you on. We'll keep your resume and details on file" after all of the hoops I had to jump through. I am back on the unemployment merry-go-round again.

Their size 6 men's but would fit a woman with a size 8-9 foot.

Ebay listing to come......